SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
dear science side of tumblr: why is peanut butter + celery so tasty
This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.
There ARE ACTUAL REAL MEN OUT THERE??!
THAT RESPECT WOMEN?
THAT ACCEPT “no” FOR AN ANSWER?
Quick, reblog this everywhere so we can learn and grow as a species!
the fact that this is shocking is saddening.
I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…
The Virgin of the Apocalypse.
Miguel Cabrera, 1760.
if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence
STILL NOT OVER IT
NEVER GONNA BE OVER IT
This dude used to have nightmares about the 40 years the spent in hell. And look at the terror in his eyes from this.
don’t talk about tumblr outside of tumblr not because it’s some cool elite website but because it’s fucking embarrassing
No, it’s because we can’t have the people on the outside (i.e. people who aren’t on Tumblr) to find out about this colourful, magical world we log into multiple times a day
see this is what I’m talking about
be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes
IM SCREAMING SO LOUD