sorry:

when a plan sounds good in your head:

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but then you try it out in real life:

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(Source: sorry)

shitfestcomic:

#150

My birthday’s Saturday, so I bought myself some new ink as a present to myself, because I KNOW HOW TO CELEBRATE LIFE.


(Source: tsunamiwavesurfing)

(Source: shitfestcomic)

hyuugasaki:

story about a dude that rejected by a hot girl and the movie shows him trying to win her over and at the end it turns out the hot girl is a lesbian and she had a crush on this chubby girl the dude totally rudely rejected earlier and the two super cute girls smooch and the dude cries and no one gives a shit

(Source: pyonkotchi)


(Source: katniz)


socialworkgradstudents:

korythedirtyracetraitor:

longlivexxxx:

[x]

she was dressed modestly to begin with though wtf

But obviously girl knees are so much more psychologically problematic to a developing adolescent than watching adults wield and flex the ability to humiliate powerless children with the excuse that the knees of children are inherently sexually stimulating


troyesivan:

algetard:

mattgoop:

color combos are fun.

why am i even going to art school

i’ve just learned it all here

bleen pretty as fuck

ascandalinriverheights:

Making fun of your internet friends like

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(Source: agownofcoalandglowingflame)


sueslayer:

archetypalboner:

galesofnovember:

someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you”

I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it.

cats are hardcore man. instead of going, “i love you,” or whatever, they’re just like, “YOU ARE NEITHER MY ENEMY NOR MY PREY AND I THUS ALLOW YOU TO BE IN MY UNGUARDED PRESENCE.”

(Source: dreamjerky)

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(Source: telapathetic)

raikouji:

inmate: what u in for

me: torrenting anime

inmate: nice

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

(Source: pitiful)